Friday, October 31, 2014

And The Winner Is... (2 Year Anniversary!)

I apologize for not posting this earlier in the day, when work calls and asks you to stay 2 extra hours you say yes...

ANYWAY. It's been a long road getting to this point! 1.6 MILLION pageviews and counting, 81 followers, and getting to know some of the absolutely BEST people that the TG Caption universe has to offer! I hope you know how much you all mean to me, and how absolutely awesome it feels to see people from half way around the world reading my work. What a Happy Halloween indeed!

Now, as the third year of this blog commences, I've got to start working on this seemingly HUGE influx of requests!

So, without further ado, the winner of this caption contest is...

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

A Couple Requests

Let's face it folks, for the past 2 years my main job on this blog has been basically to help you get your rocks off. However, more times than not, I'm just posting what helps me get MY rocks off and hoping it works for you too. If my typical stuff doesn't quite to the trick, or there's something REALLY specific you want, you're always welcome to email me a request. Here are my answers to a couple of people who did just that.

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Can't Let Go

This caption exists thanks to a request from an anonymous user who commented on my last post :)

For those of you who aren't reading the mobile version of this blog, take a glance at the right side of your screen - I've updated the "Facebook, Requests, Welcome!" portion a bit and as of today I will no longer be taking requests for caps that are left in the comments. A lot of times I just never see them and so I unfortunately can never get around to them! (If this has happened to you, email me with your request again and I will be sure to get it up ASAP!)

One last thing: the Caption Contest is ending soon! I have lots of really good entries so far, but there can be only one! It's not too late to submit if you haven't already! Happy capping, my debaucherous darlings ;)


Saturday, October 25, 2014


For the second month in a row, the record of page views for this blog has been shattered! It's just passed 126K - can it reach 150?!

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Diluted Curse/Contest Reminder

I just wanted to remind all of you that there IS a caption contest going on, the winner of which will be the featured caption on this blog's two year anniversary, which happens to be Halloween day!

If you would like to enter, the rules and submission procedure can be read by clicking here. Happy capping, my debaucherous darlings!


Monday, October 6, 2014

Language Barrier

If anyone here speaks/reads Japanese, please let me know if I messed up that part at the bottom

Saturday, October 4, 2014

Friday, October 3, 2014

Trophy Wife/Anniversary Caption Contest

The 2 year anniversary of Assorted Debaucheries is coming up at the end of this month, and I'm holding a special caption contest to celebrate!