Friday, December 19, 2014

Their New Selves/Announcement

Many apologies for not updating this month, I've been traveling for the holidays and haven't had a chance to get ANYTHING done.

There won't be another post this month (SORRY!!) but I will be posting a late Christmas caption and a slightly less late New Year's caption some time in early January when I return home. And I promise I will finish up all the cap requests as soon as I get back!

Here's hoping you have a happy, safe and debaucherous holiday, whatever it is you celebrate! ;)


Friday, December 5, 2014

More Inclined

Sorry about the lull in posts these past few weeks. It seems like if I'm not working my ass off at my job, I'm just sleeping for the next day's work.

And I haven't forgotten about everyone's requests! I promise I will get to them just as soon as I can!

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

No Charge/Requests Announcement

Some of you may have noticed that there is now a bar across the top of the blog with the links for "Home" and "Requests". As of now, I will no longer be posting fulfilled requests under the main blog ("home") but they will instead be posted under the Requests tab. If you have made a request, be sure to check back periodically to see if yours has made it up! There will be as many as 50 captions per request page, and for right now I will NOT be taking requests under that page's comment section.

Hope everyone has a safe and debaucherous Thanksgiving!


Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Requests! Requests Everywhere!

Unfortunately, for a multitude of reasons there were a few captions that I'm not able to put up this time around. To those of you still waiting, please know that I haven't forgotten about you! I'm taking extra-special care of them to make sure they're just perfect before I put them out :) In the mean time, here are the ones I was able to complete this time around!

Another friendly reminder, I am currently only taking requests via email!

Wednesday, November 19, 2014


I've recently been slammed with another large number of requests, so it'll probably take a couple days to get those up. Not that I mind! I love knowing that you guys want to see more of my work :) and just a friendly reminder, I am ONLY taking requests submitted by email!

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Another Requests Batch

Here's a few more requests completed for my wonderful readers :)

Who knows, one of these days maybe I'll make my own captions!? Hahaha :) At any rate, I do have some ideas floating around the old noggin, it just seems like the few times I actually get a chance to cap I realize I have requests and I'm compelled to get those up as quickly as I can. But I digress, so enjoy!

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Six Requests?!

I haven't made any caps for about a week now (excluding this batch) because of RL stuff, and in the time I was gone you guys just decided to try your best to SWAMP me with requests! So here they are in no particular order, I hope you enjoy!

Friday, October 31, 2014

And The Winner Is... (2 Year Anniversary!)

I apologize for not posting this earlier in the day, when work calls and asks you to stay 2 extra hours you say yes...

ANYWAY. It's been a long road getting to this point! 1.6 MILLION pageviews and counting, 81 followers, and getting to know some of the absolutely BEST people that the TG Caption universe has to offer! I hope you know how much you all mean to me, and how absolutely awesome it feels to see people from half way around the world reading my work. What a Happy Halloween indeed!

Now, as the third year of this blog commences, I've got to start working on this seemingly HUGE influx of requests!

So, without further ado, the winner of this caption contest is...

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

A Couple Requests

Let's face it folks, for the past 2 years my main job on this blog has been basically to help you get your rocks off. However, more times than not, I'm just posting what helps me get MY rocks off and hoping it works for you too. If my typical stuff doesn't quite to the trick, or there's something REALLY specific you want, you're always welcome to email me a request. Here are my answers to a couple of people who did just that.

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Can't Let Go

This caption exists thanks to a request from an anonymous user who commented on my last post :)

For those of you who aren't reading the mobile version of this blog, take a glance at the right side of your screen - I've updated the "Facebook, Requests, Welcome!" portion a bit and as of today I will no longer be taking requests for caps that are left in the comments. A lot of times I just never see them and so I unfortunately can never get around to them! (If this has happened to you, email me with your request again and I will be sure to get it up ASAP!)

One last thing: the Caption Contest is ending soon! I have lots of really good entries so far, but there can be only one! It's not too late to submit if you haven't already! Happy capping, my debaucherous darlings ;)


Saturday, October 25, 2014


For the second month in a row, the record of page views for this blog has been shattered! It's just passed 126K - can it reach 150?!

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Diluted Curse/Contest Reminder

I just wanted to remind all of you that there IS a caption contest going on, the winner of which will be the featured caption on this blog's two year anniversary, which happens to be Halloween day!

If you would like to enter, the rules and submission procedure can be read by clicking here. Happy capping, my debaucherous darlings!


Monday, October 6, 2014

Language Barrier

If anyone here speaks/reads Japanese, please let me know if I messed up that part at the bottom

Saturday, October 4, 2014

Friday, October 3, 2014

Trophy Wife/Anniversary Caption Contest

The 2 year anniversary of Assorted Debaucheries is coming up at the end of this month, and I'm holding a special caption contest to celebrate!

Sunday, September 28, 2014

Never Get To Play

I just checked my blogger Stat feed, and as of today, September 2014 holds the records for monthly page views! Thanks so much everyone!

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Swap Institute I

To the best of my knowledge, the Swap Institute was created by the wonderful captioneer over at so I thought I might give it a go :P

Also, I know I've done a bit of posting without much explaining, but I would like all of you to know that I have in fact "landed on my feet" as it were, and while I did not end up staying with my roommates as I intended, the money you all so generously donated went a long way to getting me where I am now, which is a much better place, so thank you all so much for that!

Also, has anyone been able to contact Loki Trickster or even get on her site recently ( I've not been able to for a number of weeks now and I'm getting a little worried. If anyone knows anything please let me know!

Stay debaucherous, darlings! ;)


Sunday, July 13, 2014

One Use/A Plea From Addie

Hey ladies, gents, boths and neithers, Addie here.

If circumstances were different, I would NEVER EVER ask, but I need to make a plea to you all...

Sunday, July 6, 2014

The Smell Of Vodka

It's been a while since my last costume gun cap, thought I might bust one out for y'all tonight :)

Free Thick Cock

Trying to post as many as I can tonight, who knows when I'll have internet again?

Saturday, June 28, 2014


Sorry it's been so long, time just seems so far away lately. But, here's a twisted tale with a bit of a twist ;)

What do you think?

Wednesday, May 21, 2014


For those of you who don't know, BYOS stands for "Build Your Own Story". It means I was rather lazy with this caption, but you get to flex your imagination - what lead up to what's happening here? Was it the great shift? A couple of teenage boys who found the MAU, a possession spell or even found the medallion and took some clothes from a donation bin? It's all up to you!

Leave a comment with your most debaucherous idea of what happened!

Friday, May 16, 2014

Monday, April 28, 2014

Past Month

In just over a year and a half since it's inception, this blog page has reached ONE MILLION PAGE VIEWS!!!!!! I can't even put into words how thankful I am to everyone who helped reach this milestone. And since my birthday was a week ago (the 21st), we'll just call it a late birthday present :) Thank you SO MUCH everyone! You are all amazing, beautiful people and I love all of you!

Also, I'd like to apologize for the slight lull in posts recently, I've just moved into my own place and getting everything set up has been quite the chore! Hopefully I'll be able to pick things back up again, but with the way my work schedule is lately only time will tell. Until next time,

Stay debaucherous, darlings! ;)

~A.D. (Addie)