Sunday, June 30, 2013

My First Caption Contest

Hello everyone, and welcome to my first caption contest!

I figure since you all appreciate (at least, I hope you do!) the work that I do, I'd like to see what some of your own debaucherous minds can come up with ;)

The rules are simple:

  • You are allowed one picture to use, provided by me
  • You are allowed one panel, no multiple-section caps or series
  • You are allowed one entry
  • You are allowed to use any caption universe you wish (great shift, role exchanger, medallion, coyote stone/MAU, bikini beach, etc.)
  • You are allowed to use .JPG or .PNG file extensions ONLY
  • You must have your submissions in by Thursday, July 4th at 11:59 PM PST
Submit your entries via email to me at with "Caption Entry" in the subject line, including your name, a link to your blog (if you have one), and a title for your entry if you didn't provide one in the file name.

The winning cap will be posted here on Friday, July 5th.

Here's the photo you are to use:

Have fun, and good luck to all of you!

Stay debaucherous, darlings! ;)



  1. I'm not a capper & my idea is probably too long to qualify for the contest anyway but, if I were to have entered, this is what I would have tried to fit into the one panel:


    Jane had just closed the bathroom door & was still facing it as she got undressed. She turned with a start upon hearing a timid little voice say "Hun, I'm sorry!" "What the..? Who the..? HUN??? I'm gonna kill you AND Jeremy you cheating little skank!" shrieked Jane. "You think SORRY is gonna help?!" "Honey, it's me, Jeremy. I'm not sorry for cheating. I mean, I WASN'T cheating. I'm this girl. I'm sorry for using your lady bath stuff. I just thought they had nice scents; I didn't know they had hormonal effects!" Jane regarded this new little beauty, her blond hair, her perky breasts, her rich lips, soft skin, round little shoulders & she squinted to peer down through the bubbly bathwater. She looked into her sheepish facial expression and deep into those eyes begging for recognition & forgiveness. "What should I do?" the babe in the tub asked meekly. Jane crossed her arms under her own breasts, raised an index finger to her chin, bit her lower lip, then, with a wry smile, released a strong sigh. Suddenly she turned, locked the bathroom door, then turned back just as suddenly to lean on the edge of the tub with both hands. Again the wry smile. "I don't know whether what you just said even makes any sense" she finally answered in a breathy voice "or whether you're just a pathetic, cute, little cheating bitch but thinking about it & looking at you has got me feeling...lezzie. Stay in there...and scooch over."

    1. I only ask out of morbid curiosity, but if you would take the time to type all of that out (which is actually pretty good by the way!) why wouldn't you just take an extra 5-10 minutes to open up MS Paint and turn it into a caption?

  2. Claire sighed as she walked into the bathroom to see that her boyfriend Matthew was still in there, showing no signs of leaving yet either. "I thought you'd be out of the tub by now" Claire grumbled, folding her arms under her chest. "I need to shower before I go to work" she then informed him. -"Sorry babes, I'm just... having a nice soak" Matt said, smirking a little. Though he knew that Claire had probably heard him moaning earlier. "I never make those noises whenever I have a bath" Claire stated, forcing out an acerbic smile in response. "Look... just finish up and tell me when you're out okay" she then said, idly gesturing with her hand before walking out of the bathroom. Claire disliked the fact that the Great Shift had left Matthew in the body of her best friend Megan, while leaving herself unshifted. It was now more like having a sister than a boyfriend. Matthew was forever hogging the tub and borrowing her clothes without asking. Still, she couldn't complain too much, what Matt now lacked in the genital area, his nimble new tongue more than made up for when they had sex. "I'll be finishing up real soon babe..." Matt shouted to Claire, grinning as his manicured fingers again wriggled their way into his new womanhood. This was gonna be a good one...

  3. Just going to reiterate this, if you actually mean to enter in the contest you have to use the picture provided and create an actual caption. As great as these two stories above are, I'm afraid I can't count them unless you actually email me the picture with the text included. Again, best of luck to all who wish to enter!

    Also, I forgot to add this, but feel free to edit the original photo in any way you choose (if you want to add something to it, change the colors, size, etc.)

    I look forward to seeing what your debaucherous minds can come up with! ;)

    1. Yes, I understood before I started that what I was doing wouldn't count as an entry.

  4. I'm not sure if you do request but here is my idea:

    "A nerdy teen decides to get revenge on his tormenter by possessing the bully's mom and teasing him sexually"


    Not sure where I was supposed to link my entry. But here it is. :3