Wednesday, November 26, 2014

No Charge/Requests Announcement

Some of you may have noticed that there is now a bar across the top of the blog with the links for "Home" and "Requests". As of now, I will no longer be posting fulfilled requests under the main blog ("home") but they will instead be posted under the Requests tab. If you have made a request, be sure to check back periodically to see if yours has made it up! There will be as many as 50 captions per request page, and for right now I will NOT be taking requests under that page's comment section.

Hope everyone has a safe and debaucherous Thanksgiving!


Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Requests! Requests Everywhere!

Unfortunately, for a multitude of reasons there were a few captions that I'm not able to put up this time around. To those of you still waiting, please know that I haven't forgotten about you! I'm taking extra-special care of them to make sure they're just perfect before I put them out :) In the mean time, here are the ones I was able to complete this time around!

Another friendly reminder, I am currently only taking requests via email!

Wednesday, November 19, 2014


I've recently been slammed with another large number of requests, so it'll probably take a couple days to get those up. Not that I mind! I love knowing that you guys want to see more of my work :) and just a friendly reminder, I am ONLY taking requests submitted by email!

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Another Requests Batch

Here's a few more requests completed for my wonderful readers :)

Who knows, one of these days maybe I'll make my own captions!? Hahaha :) At any rate, I do have some ideas floating around the old noggin, it just seems like the few times I actually get a chance to cap I realize I have requests and I'm compelled to get those up as quickly as I can. But I digress, so enjoy!

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Six Requests?!

I haven't made any caps for about a week now (excluding this batch) because of RL stuff, and in the time I was gone you guys just decided to try your best to SWAMP me with requests! So here they are in no particular order, I hope you enjoy!

Friday, October 31, 2014

And The Winner Is... (2 Year Anniversary!)

I apologize for not posting this earlier in the day, when work calls and asks you to stay 2 extra hours you say yes...

ANYWAY. It's been a long road getting to this point! 1.6 MILLION pageviews and counting, 81 followers, and getting to know some of the absolutely BEST people that the TG Caption universe has to offer! I hope you know how much you all mean to me, and how absolutely awesome it feels to see people from half way around the world reading my work. What a Happy Halloween indeed!

Now, as the third year of this blog commences, I've got to start working on this seemingly HUGE influx of requests!

So, without further ado, the winner of this caption contest is...

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

A Couple Requests

Let's face it folks, for the past 2 years my main job on this blog has been basically to help you get your rocks off. However, more times than not, I'm just posting what helps me get MY rocks off and hoping it works for you too. If my typical stuff doesn't quite to the trick, or there's something REALLY specific you want, you're always welcome to email me a request. Here are my answers to a couple of people who did just that.

Sunday, October 26, 2014

Can't Let Go

This caption exists thanks to a request from an anonymous user who commented on my last post :)

For those of you who aren't reading the mobile version of this blog, take a glance at the right side of your screen - I've updated the "Facebook, Requests, Welcome!" portion a bit and as of today I will no longer be taking requests for caps that are left in the comments. A lot of times I just never see them and so I unfortunately can never get around to them! (If this has happened to you, email me with your request again and I will be sure to get it up ASAP!)

One last thing: the Caption Contest is ending soon! I have lots of really good entries so far, but there can be only one! It's not too late to submit if you haven't already! Happy capping, my debaucherous darlings ;)


Saturday, October 25, 2014


For the second month in a row, the record of page views for this blog has been shattered! It's just passed 126K - can it reach 150?!